Pron hurts

I’m pretty sure that family on the right is supposed to be inside a giant teardrop, but I hope you’ll forgive me for seeing this sticker as Swiss Family Goatse. 

City Pages posts that a new study shows Utah leading the way in credit card transactions for porn per person. Minnesota is in near last place, but that’s nothing to brag about as I mentioned in a comment.

Anyone above the age of ten who can’t find free porn on the internet is more than a little clueless, and that’s what this study seems to be measuring: cluelessness.

And for any middle school boys reading this, just turn off “safe search” in Google, go to Google images, and type the word “porn.” (Actually “pron,” “ponr” and “prno” will also work.)

But your parents will figure out what you’ve done and they will paddle your ass.

Because their parents will figure it out. Young lads may be sharp enough to turn “safe search” off, but will they remember to turn it back on after seeing this? I don’t think so. [NOTE: If you have safe search turned on, that link probably wasn't too impressive, then again with safe search off there's something on that page to offend everyone. And for god's sake don't ever type "gay pron" into Google Images! I'm still trying to figure out what some of those images had to do with same sex anything.]

I just wish the prudes understood that the more they use children to browbeat men into not looking at porn, the more men will grow up associating children with porn. Think about it. No one has a nun fetish going because they saw nekkid nuns doing it as kids. Shoe fetishists were not sexually abused by shoes at a vulnerable age. Most latex fetishists don’t buy the whole body suit until after their second wife leaves them.

Porn is a manifestation of male horniness. If it weren’t for porn, every wife and girlfriend in this country would own a gun and know how to use it.

In all seriousness I’ve come to believe that anti-porn people are just über Catholics who believe that every sperm jacked off was a potential set of octuplets just waiting to be borned.

No, there’s no guarantee the models are “into” what they’re doing, or even being fairly compensated. That’s not the fault of the industry, that’s just what happens when you don’t regulate. 

Like drugs, sex is a vehicle for ruinous life changes and bad shit all around because rather than regulate, government chooses to victimize the victims.

End of lecture but, for those who are curious as to what I’d being doing right now if Obama had lost, well, my thinking was that I’d organize some friends and we’d go to work setting up rich high school kids for pot busts.

When everyone is doing something but only certain types of people ever get punished, then it’s in everyone’s interest to expose ALL the sinners and then give society the choice of repealing stupid laws or paying to lock up a third of the nation. Want gay marriage legalized? Stick cable access TV cameras in every gay bar in town. Not a good strategy for hetero prostitution. For that you’d need a Craig’s List sting, but by now I’m sure you get my point.

People are not inherently evil. but some people are, and they’re the ones who run around passing laws making other people’s good times illegal.

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Now even Norm is pushing the do-over crap. When, that is, his lawyers aren’t trying to game everyone.

Worst. Loser. Ever.

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Antioch University in Yellow Springs is still dead, but concerned citizens are petitioning the state for an inquest.

A lot of folks, myself included, think the university was murdered by fiends, but that’s just our opinion. An investigation might turn up some actual smoking guns but, as with the national government, Ohio’s not that interested in uncovering old crimes.

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They get you coming and going. Every aspect of your life is subject to some asshole trying to pay for his daughter’s braces by putting yet another charge between you and whatever it was you were thinking about buying.

Customer service isn’t about service, it’s part of the master psychological plan to make you divest yourself of money, whether you needed something or not.

If capitalism isn’t broken, god help us if it ever starts running on all cylinders again.

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Barely two months into O’s administration and already records are being broken.

But I think we have to give W an assist on that one.

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What is the sound of one hand whining?

(Not to be confused with one-handed whining….)

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Israel keeps lying about what they’re doing, and experts keep filling in the blanks. Maybe it’s just me, but when I give someone billions of dollars a year, I expect them to be honest about what they’re doing with it.

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Still more here.

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Bobby the Liar now admits he made up his Katrina story.

The important thing to remember is that he didn’t lie because he’s brown, he lied because he’s a Republican, and that’s what Republicans do.

And there are still more responses to G Will’s pathetic excuse making from this morning.

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A free cup of fresh Minnesota snow to whoever is first to guess who just called Nancy Pelosi “mentally retarded.”

The answer won’t amaze you, but given how many suspects spring to mind, this should make for a good contest. 

No Googling!

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Another headline that in no way represents the content of the article beneath it.

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More drivel from O’Reilly about Senator-elect Al Franken. 

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“DEMOCRAT” party.

Our liberal media elite in action.

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Making shit up because everything you know is bullshit.

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But I thought “butt boy” was a rude thing to call someone?

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You know, doing Daddy Daycare doesn’t make things right, it just reminds people how fucking stupidly sexist you were the first time out of the gate.

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Enough. If I read another story like these I’ll have to start drinki— hey! It’s after 5 o’clock!

Later.

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