Archive

Monthly Archives: April 2009

I thought Burlington Northern redoing the railbed north of me would be a good thing. Wow, was I ever wrong about that.

Meet the piledriver that’s on a 1.1 second cycle just half a block south of me.

piledriver

Yes, in so far as piledrivers go, that’s a big one. With all my windows closed it’s louder than my radio. To drown it out I need to turn the music up louder than I ever listen to it, even when drunk on my ass.

This is Day 2. Burlington Northern hasn’t return my calls yet, but the City of St. Paul says they’ve got the noise permits for construction until December. The piledriver specifically is OKed through July 31st, but that’s for quite a stretch of track and hopefully the noise will abate as the piledriver moves down the track.

But seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve tried writing while a three-story piledriver is doing its thing half a block away.

UPDATE: And now, as suddenly as it appeared, the piledriver is gone. No clue if it will be back or what.

Meanwhile, this in the email from buddy Don.

article-1175510-04c16520000005dc-427_468x617

Don’s son-in-law, Matt Nuttall, btw, is deserving of a long overdue photo credit for the Norm Loserman Day 1xx series that’s been running in the mast since last week.

Here’s the grandstand schedule for Aug 27 – Sep 7:

Bonnie Raitt & Taj Mahal

Jason Aldean

Kid Rock & Lynyrd Skynyrd

Kelly Clarkson with Eric Hutchinson

Jackson Browne

Randy Travis with Joe Nichols

O.A.R. wiht Brett Dennen

A Prairie Home Companion

REO Speedwagon and Styx with 38 Special

Amateur Talent Contest Finals

Jeff Dunham

I am so not going to the State Fair again this year.

  ∫ ∫ ∫  

It came up last night and I do think of Detroit at times, although for me Detroit is short-hand for the entire auto industry of which tirebuilding was an integral part. Building tires was a good job when I started, less so when I left a decade later. I don’t think anyone born after ’65 can possibly understand how reassuring a locked in, guaranteed-pension, good wages blue collar job used to be.

Knowing you would always have enough is in fact enough for most. Those pensions were locked in and prepaid for. Each benefit purchased by wage increases not taken. Idiots don’t build good cars (or tires), and the auto industry’s work force was generally one fuck of a lot brighter than the pension-stealing bastards like to admit.

Until Reagan took office, I was a winner. I was making more money and had a more solid future than my buddies who went to college. Then everything started to change and the “wisdom” of going to college became apparent so I went back to college, but everything changed again before I got out.

Boomers ruined everything. Not just any Boomers, but the college-educated captains of industry and Wall Street. If things had stayed the same, I’d be retiring to Arizona with about the same pension and life earnings as a branch bank manager. 

All that college education was used to game the system, not improve our economy. The legacy of the Boomers will forevermore be that of the Roaring 20s — our culture will be our legacy, our finances our shame. The million-dollar bar mitzvahs/first confirmations? Paid for with autoworkers’ pension funds. McMansions? They were the reward for middle level financial services management who stole IRAs out from under workers.

Working men and women have to earn everything twice. Once for themselves, and once for the thieving bastards who grind you down with surcharges, fine print and other trickery. Wall Street doesn’t pay taxes, and only cares about your taxes because the more you’re taxed, the less there is for them to steal.

There is no getting rich quick unless you’re a thief. The color of your collar is no assurance of success, and white collar workers have no right to steal from people whose collars are pink or blue or fast food circus sized.

Obama won’t enrich workers, but if he can make Wall Street steal less, he will become our greatest President ever.

  ∫ ∫ ∫  

Christine Todd Whitman, the former Jersey guv who used to pat down traffic offenders for kicks and who lied to 9/11 survivors about their air quality, lectures all of us on why Specter’s party switch is a bad thing.

No, Christie Todd Whitman is a bad thing. Specter just accomplished one of the few decent things in his career.

There are no moderates left in the Republican party, just fascists in pantyhose posing alongside the oreos.

Besides, didn’t Whitman run Hewlett-Packard into the ground a while ago…or was that eBay?

  ∫ ∫ ∫  

Back to O and his critics on the left. The NYTimes editorializes about the 9th Circuit Appeals Court decision:

Of the many ways that the Bush administration sought to evade accountability for its violations of the law and the Constitution under the cover of battling terrorism, one of the most appalling was its attempt to use inflated claims of state secrecy to slam shut the doors of the nation’s courthouses.

Sadly, the Obama administration also embraced this tactic, even though President Obama criticized the cult of secrecy while running for office, leaving it to the courts to stand up for transparency and accountability.

And that is just what a panel of the federal appeals court in San Francisco did on Tuesday by firmly rejecting the claim that the government can prevent a judge from even hearing those who say they were hurt by federal polices and actions.

The unanimous ruling by a three-judge panel of the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit reinstated a civil lawsuit brought against a government contractor by five victims of the extraordinary rendition program, under which foreigners were kidnapped and flown to other countries for interrogation and torture.

So let me get this straight. The court just ruled the way Jane Hamsher, Big Tent Democrat and Glenn Greenwald wanted them to. Had the Obama administration simply asserted they were right in the first place, what precedent would have been set? All we would have had was Bush-Cheney saying yes, Obama-Biden saying no. Future administrations could have picked their precedent. Now they have to do what the 9th Circuit said. 

That or they can eat a Supreme Court ruling. 

I’d say Holder and Obama are doing exactly what they should be. Surely no one thinks they appealed to the frickin’ 9th Circuit expecting to win, do they?

Better still, the court process eats up time and helps O avoid the perception that he’s changing everything instantly overnight. Our government was designed to move slowly, and undoing Bush-Cheney’s lawlessness won’t be easy or quickly done.

Slow and steady, and the real measure of this presidency will come in 2012 when Obama-Biden turns Sarah Palin into a national laughing stock a la George McGovern or Alf Landon.

  ∫ ∫ ∫  

Nick Kristoff doesn’t connect the dots, but I think it’s safe to say that American women who are raped rarely get justice because law enforcement is too busy conducting their precious little war on drugs.

  ∫ ∫ ∫  

If there’s anything you should take from the first 100 Days, it’s that presidentin’ is serious business best left to serious people. Change is coming, but change comes slowly in a Constitutional democracy. At least it does when you play by the rules.

No, Obama’s not pressing for prosecutions. That’s our job, and how much more powerful a president will Obama prove to be if we do his dirty work for him? Knights in shiny armor on white horses need armor polishers and stable hands. I don’t think you need me to tell you where the job openings are.


 

Obama was almost finished when he finally gave me the clue I was hoping for. It came at the end of the multi-part surprise-troubled-enchanting-humble question.

Humbled by the — humbled by the fact that the presidency is extraordinarily powerful, but we are just part of a much broader tapestry of American life, and there are a lot of different power centers. And so I can’t just press a button and suddenly have the bankers do exactly what I want or, you know, turn on a switch and suddenly, you know, Congress falls in line.

And so, you know, what you do is to — is to make your best arguments, listen hard to what other people have to say, and coax folks in the right direction.

Obama is confessing that he didn’t understand how limited the president’s power is, at least when it comes to changing the status quo. And that’s more or less what I’ve been wondering all spring and late winter long: what forces are holding Obama in check?

All by himself he’s irritated me a few times, but I haven’t gotten pissed yet. Disappointed, sure, but not angry or perplexed. Just the “hold” feeling you get when you know you don’t have enough pieces of the puzzle. Obama may be a centrist, but when you look at what his administration is doing it’s hard to come up with anything approaching a universal label. 

But even as the presidency is only one of many power centers engaged in running this country, O is only a part of what’s going on with the left. Not only is the NSA incapable of monitoring all our transmissions, increasingly I doubt they even know how many channels there are. 

The cultural zeitgeist looks to be mutating/replicating and I like the energy coming out of the arts community. Lots of little stuff all over the place. People flaunting their talent online instead of secreting it in galleries. Increasingly if you’re getting your fix from cable or dish, you’re missing almost every important trend/manifestation. To paraphrase one of my old talking points, the internet is to the establishment what Radio Free Europe was to the Soviet Union

I’m amping up my marijuana activism even as I continue to cut O slack on that front. He’s got more than enough serious fights without wasting time on something that should change without a word from him. Besides, right about now I’m thinking a lot of wingnuts wouldn’t mind lighting up something really good at a price that’s not prohibition high so yeah, I think that constituency is about to expand.

But back to the 100 Days thing. No letter grade, that’s juvenile. I’m not thrilled but I am satisfied that progress is being made. I suspect more progress is being made than Obama’s lefty critics realize. The easiest way of getting rid of Bush’s bullshit is to push it through the courts. This Supreme Court isn’t about to let Obama keep the power Bush-Cheney took for themselves, so appealing to higher courts is pretty much what I would expect. I won’t call out the bloggers ripping on Obama over this, but I do think they are for the most part politically clueless. When the Supreme Court strikes down Obama’s power grab, Dick Cheney’s legacy will be ashes.

When everything is busted, you can’t fix everything at once. Or, as Obama pointed out:

I am surprised compared to where I started, when we first announced for this race, by the number of critical issues that appear to be coming to a head all at the same time.

You know, when I first started this race, Iraq was a central issue, but the economy appeared on the surface to still be relatively strong. There were underlying problems that I was seeing with health care for families and our education system and college affordability and so forth, but obviously, I didn’t anticipate the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression.

And so, you know, the typical president, I think, has two or three big problems. We’ve got seven or eight big problems. And so we’ve had to move very quickly and I’m very proud of my team for the fact that we’ve been able to keep our commitments to the American people, to bring about change, while at the same time managing a whole host of issues that had come up that weren’t necessarily envisioned a year-and-a-half ago.

Troubled? I’d say less troubled, but, you know, sobered by the fact that change in Washington comes slow. That there is still a certain quotient of political posturing and bickering that takes place even when we’re in the middle of really big crises.

The politics of governance is radically different than campaign politics. I don’t think we’ve had a liberal president who governed well since LBJ, but Obama seems to get how it works. We’re in good hands, even if progress is slow thanks to bitter enders and garden variety establishment types (Digby’s villagers).

You can read the transcript of Obama’s 100 Days press conference here.

Medical marijuana just passed the MN Senate, 36-28.

I know I should be happy, but instead I’m filled with loathing because this is just round one. Now we have to listen to each and every rightwing I’m-not-from-the-Twin-Cities-and-fuck-everyone-who-is nutjob in the House talk and talk and talk about how sinful alleviating pain and suffering is. Then we have to kiss the asses of every law enforcement jackass with an opinion and an invite to testify.

Then we get to watch Governor BridgeFAIL veto medical marijuana.

Fuck it. Scrap this bill and lets just replace all our state pot penalties with the death penalty. Death for dealing, death for using, death for even talking about pot.

Then when the Supreme Court throws that nonsense out, let’s just simply not have any pot laws at all. The Right’s insistence that pot be illegal is just flat out mean nasty in-your-face fuckyouism. If we were like them, we’d ban talk radio, and we’d have better science on our side.

Medical marijuana is a 20th Century issue. Isn’t it time to just legalize soft drugs across the board?

=||=•=||=

100 Days:

Sara Robinson on the Far Right

Robert Borosage on Obama

Kossacks grade Obama

Bill Scher

100 Day protest scheduled

Bernie Horn on 100 Days of conservative failure

=||=•=||=

Lugar will support Dawn Johnsen.

=||=•=||=

My high school’s most famous alum is busy making an ass out of himself on Gitmo prisoners. From Booman:

I just watched freshman Republican Senator Mike Johanns of Nebraska give a speech in the Senate where he said the people of his state were too afraid of terrorists for him to support the transfer of Guantanamo prisoners to either Kansas or Colorado supermax detention centers.

We are not even talking about these prisoners being housed in his state. According to Johanns, the people of Nebraska are collectively so cowardly that they can’t sleep at night knowing that there are alleged terrorists being held hundreds of miles away in another state in a super maximum-security prison. 

Johanns is wrong in just about every possible way on this one, but mostly he’s misreading his constituency. Americans aren’t the bedwetting cowards the right thinks we are.

=||=•=||=

The other links:

Good article on what’s going on in Thailand

Horton on Bybee

Complain to a newspaper about lousy healthcare and get sued by the provider

Rush is now defending animals from cruelty, and his listeners are outraged

More reasons to hate Jane Harman

Feel the fear and do it anyway: more copyright idiocy, this time from a Ph.D.

The bacon cure (it’s all about the amines)

O backs crack=powder measure

Ireland dumps electronic voting

Boeing back on the hook for their extraordinary rendition flights

Isaiah J. Poole on the FBI’s widely ignored 2004 warning about a mortgage fraud epidemic

More on AIG

Palin’s Deceptions updates and has pix

Wingnuts and experts

Does it make a difference when the thieving bastards were court-appointed?

Warner Music sets new record for dumb

PZ on the shitty science that’s all too easy to find at the Huffington Post

More on “California” science

How the swine flu started

=||=•=||=

A Tiny Revolution is celebrating their fifth blogiversary. They’re not asking for money so it’s safe to visit and leave a comment.

=||=•=||=

Sweet hedgie?

There are, incredibly, other links to me that are actually weirder.

=||=•=||=

It probably speaks to what a soft life I’ve got, but lately the most stressful thing I do is drop off and pick up a friend at the UM where she’s having dental work done. I’ve done this enough times these past few years that I feel entitled to ask, who was the fucking moron who put a dental school and a medical school right in the middle of a major campus that’s right in the middle of a major metropolitan area?

Because not being able to use the back loading area reserved for patients (thanks to UM employees who use it as their lunch rendezvous pick up/drop off zone) is getting really old. So is waiting five minutes to turn at a four-way stop because 20-something people can’t be distracted from texting long enough to actually let motor vehicles turn despite the fact that all turning traffic is to a medical facility.

Yes, I recognized the looks. The you’re in a fucking car and this is my campus righteousness that keeps the morally superior pedestrian from wondering why you’re trying to access the dental school’s patient loading zone, or why a nurse and a woman in a wheelchair are patiently waiting for you amidst the gas fumes from the employee lunch hour car pools.

And no, I don’t think I’ll be updating or correcting this rant.

My 100 Day thing on Obama tonight (or tomorrow) but definitely after he speaks to the nation tonight.

I was just wondering how Al Franken or Jack Nelson-Pallmeyer would have dealt with a party switch by Norm Coleman in 2007, especially if the DNC had given him carte blanche to run as the Dem incumbent in ’08. 

A question that came to me as I read Digby’s post about Pennsylvania Dems and the DNC doing their decidering for them. I know that I would have been absolutely livid had Norm and the DNC pulled such a switcheroo, yet Norm’s voting record is easily as liberal (and as bought and paid for) as Arlen Specter’s. More to the point, a whore like Norm would have had no trouble reversing any number of previously held positions/votes. Specter’s still planning to vote against Johnsen and against EFCA.

Paul Schmelzer quotes David Waldman making a pertinent point to the Republicans:

Seat Al Franken and give him his committee assignments now, or we’ll block a new organizing resolution that would let you reassign Specter’s previously Republican committee seats to one of your own.

More on Specter’s switch from John Cole, James Wolcott, Mick, DougJ, and Blue Texan.

Me? I hope some progressive with a low tolerance for DNC nonsense bikini waxes Arlen in next summer’s primary, and then demolishes über-wingnut, Club for Growth candidate Toomey in the general.

=-=-=

I’m too busy to follow up on this right now, but if you’d like $8 million just email Daniel West at danielwes@voila.fr.

eightmillion

I’m sure there are no strings attached and that the transfer fees will prove reasonable. Click quick because I’d hate to see some wingnut stumble across this and get all that money….

=-=-=

Rachel Stassen-Berger, one of the brighter lights still kicking out pixels for the PiPress, has created a darned good Twitter wiki page of political links and twitter addresses for Minnesota politicos and politicians.

I’m right between True North and MinnPost on the Twitter list.

More Minnesota politics:

Schmelzer on Ellison’s nonviolent protest and arrest

Pawlenty’s reckless rhetoric steams Dems

That Wonkette pic of a red-faced Bachmann (note that there are red highlights not visible at the DCCC’s Bachmann mockery page)

=-=-=

If only some of the poor schmucks at Gitmo had been journalists….

If I were doing time for pot, how many of you would feel sorry for me? Sorry I’m in jail maybe, but sorry I got arrested? After openly flouting state and federal marijuana laws all these years? I think even my friends would say I was just getting what I’d been asking for.

Roxana Saberi chose to buy and consume alcohol in a Muslim country. Yes she got screwed on the espionage trial, but that’s just piling on as usual. More than a few political pot prisoners in this country got jacked on tax and other violations so the feds could confiscate their property and assets, not to mention keeping them in prison for ridiculously long periods of time.

I have no pity for this woman. Sympathy, but not pity. Not while the United States matches Iran assholery for assholery on the control your citizens’ eating & drinking & smoking front.

orignal_1055109_eekjt7x_mike04292009

David Brooks:

The Democrats I saw on Capitol Hill were experiencing the joy you feel when your team, already up by four touchdowns, scores yet another. Let’s call it the joy of pulverization.

For Republicans this was demoralization piled on top of demoralization. Many Republicans I speak to are apathetic about their own party unless they are paid to care.

Which didn’t stop the WaPost from running Bill Kristol’s Good News for the GOP

What. A. Hack. (Although Jim Wooten at the AJC is just as bad.)

•=—·

The economy still sucks.

I think most people have figured out why, but in case you’re still unsure about some of the subtler points of robber baron economies, the Times has a review of a new book on Cornelius Vanderbilt who, at the time of his death had a fortune equivalent to one out of every $20 in circulation in the U.S.

•=—·

100 Days:

NYTimes

Washington Post

pictures

Chicago Tribune

Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Star Tribune

Pioneer Press

Washington Times (nasty!)

USA Today

Mack McLarty

Fox News (doucherie)

Huffington Post

San Francisco Chronicle (bizarre)

Salt Lake Tribune

Fort Worth Star Telegram

BBC News

USA Today also reviews the GOP’s first 100 days. (cruel, very cruel, and the online poll is just salt in their wounds)

No editorial in the Strib altho they do run Doyle McManus’s L.A. Times 100 days piece in their Politically Connected section, as well as online front page items from Annette Meeks and Matt Burns, two Minnesota GOP operatives. Meeks whines about taxes, Burns about unfair polls that accurately measure antipathy towards Norm Loserman. I suspect the same ignore-but-criticize strategy is being used by red state newspapers everywhere today, and in each case mentally ill commenters are ragging about the use of the “O” word. [Less a party now and more a pathology.]

Oh, and Fred Hiatt has deigned to have an online Q&A on the 100 Days today. I’m sure there’ll be plenty of snark and wingnut questions to go around.

•=—·

Errands to run, more later including my take on Obama’s first 100 days. (Am I happy? No. Am I disappointed? No.)

I just have to call out the DCCC for this despicably racist bullshit. 

micheleelbachmann

This picture is from Bachmann Watch, the DCCC’s new website devoted to Michele Bachmann’s various and sundry idiocies. I clipped the picture from their mast.

You know as well as I do what’s wrong with this picture. Michele Bachmann may be a loon, but she’s never gone through a Goth period and has never dyed her hair black (to the best of my knowledge). She’s also not Hispanic, but you wouldn’t know that from this picture which has obviously been tampered with, just like Republicans love to tamper with photos on their “oppo sites.” [NOTE: this NPR photo suggests that Bachmann has been tanner and has worn her hair darker, but that doesn't change the fact that she doesn't look like that now, and cherrypicking old photos for racist purposes is fucking bullshit. If this wasn't their point, they wouldn't have used an older photo of a younger Bachmann.]

Fuck the DCCC. If we’re not better than this, then I’m on the wrong side and Michael Cavlan just picked up another vote for Minnesota Greens come 2010.

Racist horseshit of the lowest possible order. This is the kind of garbage politics I’d expect from Norm Loserman, not the Democratic majority in Congress.

SHAME ON US FOR ACTING LIKE THEM!

And double shame on the DCCC for not having an RSS feed (you have to sign up for the news updates, i.e., the DCCC is using cyber-Stalinist tactics to build a mailing list). I won’t even bother with the fact that the site is overloaded with video and loads like an opium-addicted nonegenarian trying to take a dump.

Our entire Congressional delegation — Petersen, Oberstar, McCollum, Walz and Ellison — needs to publicly denounce this site. Racism is racism is racism, and I don’t like my party using it one goddamned bit.

I don’t mind pictures of Norm Loserman with his tongue sticking out from a partisan Brodkorb style site, but I expect more from an official Democratic party website. Much more. Dump Bachmann blog has been mocking Michele Bachmann for years, but she keeps getting re-elected. Shouldn’t the DCCC aspire to a higher standard than mockery? Isn’t it time to let the facts speak for themselves? Or will the DNC resort to Fox News style out-of-context smears next?

Nothing would improve Minnesota Democrats’ electoral chances better than abolishing the DFL and going with a standard state Democratic Party operation, but keeping the DCCC and DSCC and DNC out of Minnesota until after our primary would also be a very good thing. If anything, the national party knows even less about winning elections in Minnesota than the DFL does.

(If the national Dems had any class, they would have fixed this by now. Ousting the Republicans was Job #1. Now it’s time to oust the obstructionist Democrats. Then maybe we’ll see things start to get better. Maybe.)

UPDATE: Crap, crap, crap. Tild in the comments has a link to a Wonkette item that used the same picture. Too many fine points don’t add up to much and so another otherwise perfectly good rant ruined by niggling precedent of suspect sesquidelence.

And while I was at Wonkette I stole this.

wonketteasg

Shiny.

No shortage of posts erupting on Arlen Specter’s party switch but I’ll just go with Kos and David Waldman on how this impacts seniority for now.

    

More on torture/David Broder:

Maybe the most horrible DHS story ever not involving death or mutilation

Scarecrow on Broder’s torture column

Scott Horton on Broder’s torture column

Kit Bond revives Nazi meme

John Kiriakou outed as a liar

Brilliant essay by Patrick Cockburn

Reagan prosecuted a Texas sheriff for waterboarding!

Ali Soufan was the only interrogator to get real info from Abu Zubayda, and was only interrogator not to torture him

    

Swine and flu stories:

Stalinist edit job caught at Susan Collins’ website

Digby on Rush’s comments

Dave Weigel on Wendy Wright’s gutter-based lies

Steve Benen on Wendy Wright’s gutter-based lies

WINston smITh on what you should know about swine flu

    

Swine only:

Former Ambassador to Vatican picks and chooses which mortal sins to be offended by

NoLa juries haven’t delivered a death verdict in 12 years but prosecutor keeps trying

Mn ‘pugs try to force college-bound moms to work 20 hours a week before getting any financial assistance

Neiwert has more on Dannie Baker, the Florida Republican volunteer who murdered two Chilean exchange students

Fox goes with Lie To Me rerun instead of airing Obama’s 100 Days press conference tonight Wednesday night

Joe Carona gets 66 months for witness tampering

New oinks from John Sununu

Dave Mindeman on John Kline’s do-nothing representation

    

Slack-jawed whoredogs only:

Phoenix Woman on Norm Loserman and RNC financing

Ron Carey steps down (before he can be booted out)

Kevin Spacey signed to play title role in Casino Jack (the lying liars might want to consider the impact Hollywood will have on their reputations)

WaPost on the terrible plight the mildly rich find themselves in

Blocking Dawn Johnsen because only Republicans get to pick their own people when they win elections

Pigs in Detroit #1

And something interesting to consider. While trying to figure out the blood relationship between the late Sen. Bourke Hickenlooper from Iowa and current Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper (they’re cousins), I found this link to The Hickenlooper Revolt. It’s from Robert D. Loevy’s The Civil Rights Act of 1964, and if you read a few pages you’ll see that Nixon’s Southern Strategy may well have originated in Hickenlooper’s efforts to get racist Republicans to band together with racist Democrats to block Civil Rights legislation.

I’m really glad I found this. I used to think Hickenlooper was a decent Republican Senator. Sort of like how I used to think John McCain was a decent human being.

Now I know better.

    

The rest of the links:

Warren Buffet predicted TV/newspaper demise in ’92 (if you understood what the Internet was really about, it was hard not to come to that conclusion)

My favorite brewer is still fighting archaic/corrupt beer distribution laws [via Matt Fasola]

Semi-rich people taking Chuck Grassley’s advice

Fareed Zakaria on the first 100 days

Breakthru lets researchers put 100 DVDs worth of content on a single disk

Intriguing Times story on Evo Morales’ alleged would be assassins (I side with Morales — he got elected without violence, why would he resort to violence now?)

Mother’s story ignored by local media, Hmong Today talks to Fong Lee’s mom

Bits


Mitch McConnell on NPR just now making shit up again in the wake of Arlen Specter’s decision to stop being a Republican because Republicans are now the party of braindead racists, the insanely greedy, and the congenitally hate-filled.

Worst Americans since the last of the Tories died.

 

UPDATE: Sebelius confirmed by Senate as Republicans cave on their abortion bullshit in face of the swine flu epidemic!

Late start today in part because the Jazz-Lakers game didn’t wrap up until almost midnight, and because a client’s gone into hyper-manic mode (20 phone calls yesterday alone). But no matter what time my first post went up, my first news-related thought of the day was, Ross Douhat: bigger douchebag than Bill Kristol?

I understand that Douhat’s not really promoting the idea that Dick Cheney should have run instead of McCain. The premise of Douhat’s column is reminiscent of Kristol’s thumbsucking hyperanalysis of people who mostly just need a good psychoanalyst.

Douhat deliberately misses the real point. Wingnuts don’t respond to facts or truth because they’re obsessed with their master’s voice, and yes, we all know Rush Limbaugh to be the owner of that voice. What the right thinks simply is not relevant to anything other than their ability to impact the polls and send bitter enders to Congress.

Douhat may be a wonderful essayist, but columns in support of the ridiculous flatulence that is the modern day GOP isn’t something the Times should be wasting ink or pixels on. They had their say, the results are freaking obvious as all hell, and at some point in time they really do have to make good on that 100 days of shutthefuckup “Obama honeymoon” that they owe us.

Today’s the end of the 100 day traditional honeymoon, but for the life of me I can’t see that Obama got one. It’s been all crit and venom from the moral crips who’ve been running this country since Jimmy Carter lost the handle on inflation.

UPDATE: Well this is certainly news: Arlen Specter is switching parties. The ‘pugs totally overplayed their hand and went over the top mau-mauing their “weak sisters.”

This will make it a lot easier for other moderate Republicans to look around the caucus and wonder what the fuck am I doing hanging out with these loser weirdos?

But no passes for Collins or Dukakis Snowe. They’ve had next to forever to switch, never did, and now there’s no reason for anyone to want them, especially the swine flu funds eradicator, Susan Collins.

|[(<—=•

Bob Herbert on the economy, and no, he’s not going to elevate your mood.

|[(<—=•

The National Academy of Sciences says that doctors need to stop taking the bullshit freebies from drug and medical device manufacturers. The freebies that fill doctors’ car trunks and irritate the hell out of them. The freebie gifts that exist solely because it’s harder to tell a sales rep to get the fuck away from you when your hand is full of cheap swag.

They also call for an end to free medical classes seminars (i.e., free lunch opps), and payments for lecturing (i.e., a bribe in exchange for the doctor coaching the sales reps). They don’t, however, say a word about the biggest abuse of all: free travel to vacation spots to attend medical seminars. Maybe that’s assumed, but the travel is the biggest bribe of all and it’s the one they don’t specifically mention.

And yes, industry’s response is the usual “but the free drug samples go to poor patients.” Yes, and the poor patients got to be that way because of the ridiculously high cost of drugs and medical services. The free samples also disproportionately include drugs still being tested or not thoroughly vetted. Instead of “free drugs” they should be talking about using poor people as “free guinea pigs.”

|[(<—=•

The Supreme Court says you can’t say fuck on TV or radio, not even in fucking passing.

The majority opinion (one of six opinions that totaled an ironic 69 pps.) was written by Tony “I wear latex gloves when fingerfucking my wife” Scalia. The other votes to uphold FCC censorship came from Chief Justice John “Three Dollar Bill” Roberts, Clarence “Pubic Hair on a Coke Can” Thomas, Anthony “il Papa” Kennedy, and Sammy “the Breeder” Alito.

I don’t really mind the censorship of broadcast TV so much, it’s the fucking hypocrisy that galls me. No words could ever in any meaningful way ever be as obscene as Bush v Gore, and these bastards won’t even acknowledge that one ever happened.

Fuck the Supreme Court and the presidents they rode in on.

|[(<—=•

Need help with your hyphenation? I found this NYTimes blog item helpful.

|[(<—=•

Justice American style comes to the attention of the NYTimes editorial board. They want to see more money confiscated from more criminals

Wouldn’t we all? Sadly those laws only apply to suspected drug dealers, Wall Street barons and mafiosi being strangely exempt thanks to high priced lawyers.

|[(<—=•

Columnist discovers that the game of Life, like life itself, doesn’t reward going to college.

All our incentives have been inverted by the greedy few, the A types, the self-proclaimed barons. 

|[(<—=•

Still loving the Specter party switch. Talk about overplaying your hand: the unibrow ‘pugs just couldn’t let it go, hammering on their more moderate brethren until shit finally happened and now the shit’s on them.

60 votes. I hope this doesn’t mean Joe Lieberman’s about to crawl back into the news….

 

 



 

l

swine-flu-outbreak-in-mex-001

There’s so much out there about the Republicans being literally dead wrong on swine flu, I actually did a blog search trying to find a wingnut blog that got it right. (No shortage of ones who got it wrong [the Bushies left us in great shape?!], wrong [yes, really], wrong [what part of being wrong can't you own up to?])

c_04282009_520

Well, I guess the upside of that search was reaffirming that when wingnuts get something right, they all get it right but better yet they spit and fuss a lot less on those rare occasions when they don’t fail.

If only that would happen more often. As it stands, the only sensible swine flu statement I could find from a rightie came from Chuck Grassley:

chuckswineflu•NZNZNZNZNZN•

TORTURE:

Glenn Smith on Alyssa Peterson

Ronald Reagan hated torture

Thers has a nice rant

Digby on Broder

Joe Wilson on torture for casus belli’s sake

•NZNZNZNZNZN•

ECO-TORTURE:

New Zealand fires scientist for acknowledging global warming

•NZNZNZNZNZN•

ECONOMIC TORTURE:

The Economist says economy will get worse before it gets better

Maha on Krugman plus The Wail of the 1%

Republicans and the art of getting back to you

A wisely anonymous reader has posted a job interview video that speaks truth to the idiots running our private sector

Keeping student loans safe for predatory lenders the Ben Nelson way

Lying about who owes who what

NYMagazine: enabling self pity

•NZNZNZNZNZN

TORTURE SUPPORT SYSTEMS:

RNC/DHS rules let cops throttle spring UM partiers

Republican judge fed up with the War on Drugs 

James Randi on the War on Drugs

Mano a mano, merchant seaman division

Using God as a club

Using science like Popes use dispensations

•NZNZNZNZNZN•

MEDIA:

Banning flights from our airspace, ultra-light super-weenie edition

SaveWCAL says St. Louis about to lose their Missouri Synod-owned classical station [since they get their licenses from the government, wouldn't it make sense for the license to go back to the government when the station is sold? How exactly did broadcasting permits become transferrable?]

Portfolio folds (to no one’s surprise)

More shit I said years ago proves true [& given how neither MnIndy or MinnPost have ever taken my advice despite having asked for it, you do have to wonder just how freaking hardheaded some netpreneurs are. Want a successful online news site? Talk to me — it's not that hard even though there are lots of people working overtime to make it seem so.]

Sports writer challenges David Brauer to fistfight

Truth in overeating

Time Magazine on getting freeped to the nth degree

•NZNZNZNZNZN•

POLITICS:

Keith Ellison and 2 other members of Congress arrested outside Sudanese embassy

Who are our most bipartisan politicians?

Purple fingers upraised majesty, above an Aryan plain….

Because nothing proves fetuses are babies like lying and trickery

SusanG reviews two books on Ted Kennedy

Michele Bachmann does Atlas Juggs [Dumb and Dumber meets Idiocrasy]

WINston smITh just bought a copy of Nixonland but you can read an interview with author Rick Perlstein for free at Firedoglake

Lying about eliminationism

Demko on Norm Loserman

Congress Matters on Al Franken

Dusty Trice on Gov. BridgeFAIL and certification

•NZNZNZNZNZN•

Gratuitous movie review of Vinyan

Don’t rent this movie. Saw IV is, overall, more pleasant. Vinyan is 90 minutes of nonstop metal-on-metal horrorshow sound effects, yet the movie is almost entirely human-centered and most of it takes place in the jungle. 

The disconnect between the plot and the sound effects was almost 100%. Dreadful, terrible — worst soundtrack ever, and the movie part of Vinyan is dark, nasty, confusing and worse. When the plot isn’t dragging it’s incomprehensible. 

Sucks is too kind a word for this cinematic turd.

The Republicans can continue to grandstand over abortion, or they could confirm Kathleen Sebelius on the off chance that having a Secretary of Health and Human Services could prove handy during a swine flu outbreak.

We all know Republicans will put party before country, but will they put party before the health of Americans? Well, of course they would. A new study proves our entire restaurant industry is based on addicting consumers to sugar and grease and this has been done with the consent and encouragement of government even as average Americans have blimped out to extraordinary proportions.

We could have a vote as early as tomorrow on Sebelius and a timely response to swine flu, or it could wait until Al Franken takes his rightful seat in the Senate…whichever takes longer.

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes before Rush is prating on about how big gub’mint wants to take away your fast food? Or how many Americans will die from swine flu before Sebelius is confirmed?

=—±≠=___   

Faye Fiore and Mark Z. Barabak on Obama’s first 100 days. and the WaPost uncharitably remembers Bill Clinton’s first 100.

E.J. Dionne has a few words on the matter that are worth repeating.

He loves to engage conservatives, yet few of them have chosen to engage him. He is seen as too moderate by parts of the left, but the right thinks he has a radical, statist agenda.

Wall Street’s critics believe Obama’s approach to rescuing the financial system amounts to coddling the bankers and financial scammers who got us into this mess. But many on the Street say Obama doesn’t understand them and fear he is a secret populist who would displace finance as the dominant force in the U.S. economy.

On torture, Obama sought a middle ground: He ended the practice, disclosed what happened and proposed that we move on. Yet the right opposed disclosure, parts of the left wanted more accountability and their fight brought forth all of the bitterness Obama wants to put behind us.

The man does more than defy labels. He hates them. At a briefing for columnists last week to influence the coming 100-day assessments, a senior Obama adviser, struggling to offer a philosophical definition of the 44th president, finally settled on calling him “a devout non-ideologue.” 

But the mysteries and paradoxes of these 100 days cannot be unraveled without an understanding that the president is more than a “whatever works” guy. Obama would not inspire such loyalty if his supporters did not see (correctly) that he has an agenda to move the country to a very different place. He would not inspire such resistance if his opponents did not sense exactly the same thing. 

Ignore the right. They have no coherent blocking strategy because they still don’t understand why they lost the last election. Like Middle Eastern suicide bombers they obstruct but cannot successfully oppose.

=—±≠=___   

c_04272009_520

Historians will no doubt write at length about how the bankers made Obama bitchslap them back into the 1950s. Here’s Paul Krugman on why that will be necessary.

On July 15, 2007, The New York Times published an article with the headline “The Richest of the Rich, Proud of a New Gilded Age.” The most prominently featured of the “new titans” was Sanford Weill, the former chairman of Citigroup, who insisted that he and his peers in the financial sector had earned their immense wealth through their contributions to society.

Soon after that article was printed, the financial edifice Mr. Weill took credit for helping to build collapsed, inflicting immense collateral damage in the process. Even if we manage to avoid a repeat of the Great Depression, the world economy will take years to recover from this crisis.

All of which explains why we should be disturbed by an article in Sunday’s Times reporting that pay at investment banks, after dipping last year, is soaring again — right back up to 2007 levels.

Why is this disturbing? Let me count the ways.

First, there’s no longer any reason to believe that the wizards of Wall Street actually contribute anything positive to society, let alone enough to justify those humongous paychecks.

Remember that the gilded Wall Street of 2007 was a fairly new phenomenon. From the 1930s until around 1980 banking was a staid, rather boring business that paid no better, on average, than other industries, yet kept the economy’s wheels turning.

So why did some bankers suddenly begin making vast fortunes? It was, we were told, a reward for their creativity — for financial innovation. At this point, however, it’s hard to think of any major recent financial innovations that actually aided society, as opposed to being new, improved ways to blow bubbles, evade regulations and implement de facto Ponzi schemes. 

We’re broken at the top and bottom of the financial ladder. Our economic leaders are vanity-driven greedheads, and our talk radio hoi polloi is comprised of idiot enablers who see some magical bright line connecting the trailer parks and Wall Street.

We are seeing in real time a vivid reminder of why revolutions usually end with bodies hanging from lampposts. Some people refuse to accept that they’ve lost, and never really get it until there’s a rope around their neck.

Here’s hoping this year’s bonuses are the biggest ever.

Otoh, Nouriel Roubini thinks we’ve dodged a bullet and gives O full credit.

=—±≠=___   

The Times says atheism is on the upswing . . . even in South Carolina.

Not on the upswing so much as not being forced to stay in the closet anymore, imho. Who’s left to come out? Gays, lesbians, transsexuals, bisexuals,undocumented workers, agnostics, atheists — who’s left? Even the African American gay community is starting to stand up, even at the cost of taking a beating. 

None of this is being done violently. Change is coming peacefully, despite bitter ender rallies here and there. The change resistant have huffed and puffed and have gassed themselves out.

Martin Luther King Jr. has finally won, and the Second Amendment had nothing to do with it.

=—±≠=___   

Michael Gerson reverses his brain polarity with the aid of a frayed power cord and a few boilermakers and decides that the DOJ torture memos make torture more understandable!

c_04262009_520

Kind of like to know all is to forgive all, except this is about knowing only a small part of a much larger, less forgivable thing. The memos were dated dude, and theirs is a CYA chronology. No smoking yellowcake, just festering greed, hatred and greed: all the ingredients needed to whip up a batch of American oilmen. Add some wingnut frosting and serve at room temperature with a side of guns and a pitcher of manifest destiny.

It’s never wrong when we do it, and by we I don’t mean us.

=—±≠=___   

99 days and the [insert expletive of your choice here] ain’t done yet.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 452 other followers