It’s official:

WEGESTOCK

Blogging since November 1999
(and actually compensated for it once or twice)

I went with a Tuesday night to keep the out-of-town riff-raff away, and because Wednesdays are church nights for most of my readers.

Wear a parka and bring gloves. [picture of the patio]

Be advised that folks who hide out indoors will be discussed at length at the group criticism session to be held immediately afterwards at whatever holding cell they put us in. The Happy Gnome is in St. Paul near Cathedral Hill (click the graphic for details) so I’m guessing they’ll take us downtown (if we’re polite they’ll give us a cell with a view of the river). If you resist and are tased repeatedly, Regions is probably the hospital they’ll take you to.

No gifts please. Save your money to buy me drinks with.

[cross-posted at the other blog]