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Monthly Archives: December 2010

Culled from Battochio’s Jon Swift tribute and comments and etc.:

BradBlog: NYT Public Editor Finally Admits ACORN “Pimp” Hoax Reporting Failure

Comrade PhysioProf: Militant Atheism

Jurassic Pork: Sweet Jesus, I Hate America

World-O-Crap: Abortion Seeking Women: Won’t Someone Think of the Man-Child?

CookBlog: Whoreganically blown

Alicublog: Happy Labor Day

Balloon Juice: This Is What Obstructionism + Nihilism + the Wurlitzer Looks Like

Pharyngula: Why I Don’t Debate Creationists Anymore, Part Whatever

Rob Levine: Education Deform Movement Ubiquitous, Yet Invisible

Techdirt: Exposing The False Sanctity of “Intellectual Property”

Phoenix Woman: Glenn Greenwald, Evan Hansen, and Slut-Shaming

Sideshow: links to BOA rants (yes, this post was just an excuse to link to politics, and I have the curdled dyspepsia to prove it was a bad idea)

The Awl: What fucking year is it?

The Awl: Actions Have Consequences, or, I’ll See You In Hell

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I’m glad I’ve given up on politics and democratic reform of our utterly corrupt system. Reading/re-reading these posts my blood pressure spiked, my stomach churned, and what little love I had left for this country was flushed away into a cistern of despair and disgust.

I’m still clear on the concept of America, I just wish Americans still were.

And while I’m on the topic of rants, TASC’s FlexSystem website is the most cocked up assault on the rights of the insured I’ve ever seen. I was helping a client negotiate their website yesterday. Here’s what you click to log in:

Yes, they’re letting you know that the link you need to click to log in will change and move to another part of the page. I would wager huge sums that this page is closely monitored by a very large committee that has organized itself into subcommittees for the purpose of greater obfuscation.

And yesterday that link took us to a page that said the page would be down for web maintenance starting at 9:30 pm that day. It was 4 pm when we tried to log in but apparently this site is based in London because the maintenance was already in progress.

Today when I went back to see if the log in worked, I noticed that the letter the client gave me with the pin number contained this key phrase: “Your Participant TASC Id is located on your Request for Reimbursement form which has been mailed under separate cover.” I’m pretty sure “Id” means I.D., but it really doesn’t make any difference because the client had already thrown the other letter out, it having arrived in the usual mound of junk mail before her employer told her that their insurance carrier had just changed their name.

Got that? Insurance company re-names itself, sends out critical information before letting the insured know of the name change. We did get the I.D. but the real point of this rant is that these bastards have been stalling on a $5k reimbursement since summer, and are ramming through their new website at the end of the year while telling their customers they have to update before year’s end to insure continued coverage.

My opinion? The Total Administrative Services Corporation (TASC) is over-administered by moral cripples who lay awake nights trying to figure out how to evade or slow payments, while rationalizing rate increases. And this is for the lucky few goverment sector employees who have real insurance. This uninsured loser can’t imagine how much worse it is if you have a private carrier.

The Jon Swift Memorial Roundup is up at Vagabond Scholar. You’ll have to scroll a while before you get to mine but you could spend a couple of days clicking on the all the good links so you might want to drag that link to your desktop.

I’m not sure what Al Wiesel would have thought of the Insane Clown Posse, but iTunes just cued up Juggalo Island and that’s setting the tone for the rest of this post.

You’ve been warned.

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News:

Maybe the Swedes should judge Favre (and the NFL can judge Assange?)

Bad pot initiative in L.A.

It’s OK if the police do it

Everything’s OK when we do it [via PW]

Bad things happen when bad people are in charge

Wikileaks as Reformation?

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Holiday spirit:

NYC blizzard video that has to be seen to be believed (seriously, how can a road grader with a bucket get stuck in the snow?)

Qwest execs gift selves with millions

Tax evasion season is upon us

Aged martinis

Poisoned pen racists [and the inevitable consequences] [just another Holy Land Christmas]

Roy Edroso on True Grit

Hit and pray

Best Chinese in the Twin Cities (not the greatest decor or ambience, just the best food)

Enabling bullies for Christ

Budwasser

Wisconsin: the Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia of the North

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It doesn’t take much imagination to figure out what Fox News would have said about William Lloyd Garrison in real time. More to the point, I wish Harry Turtledove would rewrite his books giving a 19th Century Roger Ailes credit for the Civil War.

Sundering profits the few while leaving ruinous debt for the many.

More deconstruction.

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Interesting. If you click on the link to get the L.A. Times’ L.A. Unheard Vol. 1 Mixtape, you are taken to a Rapidshare style page sponsored by Bloomberg. After you click for your download it loads a Bloomberg news page.

I’d say the music industry has barely enough half life left to light up a watch dial.

Still downloading the 100MB set so no review but I’m hoping for good things.

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Books:

Thomas De Quincey, O.B. (Original Blogger) (substitute a 22 oz. bottle of wet-hopped ale for the laudanum and he’d fit right in)

Advanced bookbinding

History quiz inspired by patriotically correct textbook

Kindlemania (Tild got one for Kindlemas!) [more]

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Tech/privacy:

The Pogies

Deconstructing bad Venn diagrams, junk touching edition

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Rest in Peace: Lynn Redgrave, Jimmy Dean, Kate McGarrigle, Alex Chilton, Robert Culp, Jean Simmons, J.D. Salinger, Howard Zinn, John Dankworth, Dick Francis, Kathryn Grayson, Michael Foot, Peter Graves, Herb Ellis, John Forsythe, Malcolm McClaren, Lech Kaczynski, Lena Horne, Frank Frazetta, Ronnie James Dio, Dennis Hopper, Rue McClanahan, Manute Bol, Robert Byrd, Harvey Pekar, Tony Judt, Patricia Neal, Kevin McCarthy, Eddie Fisher, Arthur Penn, Tony Curtis, Stephen J. Cannell, Norman Wisdom, Solomon Burke, Gregory Isaacs, Henryk Gorecki, Leslie Nielsen, Blake Edwards, & Don Van Vliet

Rot in Hell: George Steinbrenner, Charlie Wilson, Alexander Haig, & Eugene Terre’Blanche

The good ones die, the evil ones get organ transplants from China.

Bonus Dead: Jeff Goldblum (don’t tell him!)”

Still no correction from the ChiTrib.

 

It was never my intent to post irregularly but absent politics, I find myself less driven to post and am thinking that this blog is now sliding into the petite mort of posting when I feel like it, the first of the Seven Steps for Effectively Killing Your Fucking Blog Once and for All Time.

Be that as it may, some links:

Money:

MN Wells Fargo fraud ruling attracts attention (I’m sure the new Congress will immunize bankers ASAP)

Sirota on the Geico Gecko vs Progressive’s Flo

BOA CEO Brian Moynihan missed a few: BrianMoynihanIsADoucheBag.com, BrianMoynihanSucksGoatDick.com,
BrianMoynihanFellatesAltarBoys.com, BrianMoynihanStoleYourHouse.com, etc. [Wikifitti]

Attention must be paid:

The Bobosity of the Babbittudinous

Another religious bench pick, courtesy of Gov. BridgeFail von DomeCollapse [see also MN Historical Society's growing collection of Nazi-ish memorabilia]

Torture cop awaits sentencing

Privacy:

U.S. Attorney Tanya Treadway: Satan’s emissary to the United States

Criminal charges for reading wife’s email

Bruce Sterling on Wikileaks:

[Assange] didn’t just insult the captain of the global football team; he put spycams in the locker room. He showed the striped-pants set without their pants. This a massively embarrassing act of technical voyeurism. It’s like Monica and her stains and kneepads, only even more so.

More drive-by character assangenation (I left a comment, but for some reason that site never publishes any of my comments — but suffice it to say I don’t find it appropriate to grade cyber-libertarians by the rules set forth by Swedish feminists or American Dworkinists or CIA stooges)

What feminists are refusing to discuss at Christmas dinner this year

TSA: a law unto itself (I think the TSA is ripe for some a Gilbert and Sullivan style parody)

Text-vorce

Walzmas

Of interest to me (but maybe not thee):

Jean Toomer passed for white? or transcended race altogether? (a complicated and nuanced writer from the Harlem Renaissance)

Adult neurogenesis

Dalai Lama v Glenn Beck

Fashion

Why middle school girls have knockers, cont.

Hypno-na-na

Just say black bag

Very, very old skool:

Israel:

New news from Max

Top Zionists will not face charges for failing to establish fire fighting forces capable of putting out an actual forest fire (Carmel)

A curious article which claims that Israel is unique in being a First World country bordered by the Third World (apparently the author has never heard of Mexico, Hong Kong, Singapore, South Africa, Argentina, Chile, etc.) (the conceit here is entirely Eurocentric, Western Europe being buffered from the Third World by former commie Second World nations) (seriously, how this idiocy got in the Times must be a great story in and of itself)

Selective morality

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Click the image for Roy Edroso’s Ten Best Rightblogger Rants of 2010.

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Culture:

Wolcott on Black Swan (watched the leaked screener Sunday night and found it to be a great date movie but yes, no actor could possibly fake being a ballerina anymore than there will ever be a great movie about a singer if the actor isn’t a great singer or a great movie about an athlete if the actor isn’t a great athlete: Black Swan critics are imposing an impossibly high bar because no one gets to talk about ballet except them, and only on their terms)

Rex’s annual List of Lists

Listicles

New Media Blitz Radio

Fighting over the true meaning of True Grit (more and more I find it difficult to distinguish between the rhetoric of Fox-minded cultural critics and Maoists) [The Exiled with much, much more]

Award-winning salted dicks

Kip goes deep with links on urban fantasy

Brave New Dystopia

East vs Midwest (the top picture speaks volumes)

Dancing to dubstep (visually indistinguishable from tripping on ‘ludes except faster)

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Almost R.I.P.ped Lina Romay, then realized it was the original actor who had passed, and not the Spanish born Europorn actor who helped herself to Romay’s name before making cult classic Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, as well as countless hard core flicks for hubby Jesus Franco.

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Alfred Kahn, rot in hell.

Had he also invented the TSA, he would surely dwell forever in the lowest circle of hell with Judas, Cain, Antenor and Ptolemy.

 

 

Driving down to Iowa there was a mile long stretch east of St Ansgar where snow in the air turned everything light blue. It wasn’t snowing; the wind was saturated with fine dry snow creating a transparent fog-like effect. And blue, a very pronounced light blue.

Pro:

The best Christmas movie ever [warning: link to heartwarming/inspirational religious post near the end]

London Underground holiday strike

Eating your breakfast

Swedenborgians & George Washington

Con:

The Myth of Christmas [classic]

It’s a Wonderful Lie Revisited [classic]

51% (tipping point?)

Assholes:

Harlan Ellison Xmas

An evening at JoJo

In response to [classic classic]

Goldman Sucks

Merry ChristmAZ

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Etc.:

I think ultimately the solution will be some variation on rubber band technology

What China does with our money

Rambutan, cosmic fruit freakydeak

Amelia Earhart update

Pat Robertson calls for decriminalization!

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What The Exiled wrote last summer. Like most readers I’m finding the book slow going, and save it for just before bed. The mind numbing details regarding the furnishings of an Italian villa seem to go on forever, an inventory of begatted proportions of the like rarely seen other than in hoary religious texts.

And yeah, for me this is like reading a Dead Sea Scroll. Not entirely what I had hoped for, but there are a lot of scrolls yet to come.

 

And yes, there is now a ton of this kind of remix out there:

 

 

No onset of adult diabetes yet? Try this one:

 

Rinse, repeat:

 

Now go smile at the relatives for a while.

 

MERRY APPROPRIATED PAGAN HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS!

 

 

MnDOT’s map shows difficult traveling (and many closed roads) in southern Minnesota, and the folks’ driveway is so slippery Mom went off it this morning and then one of my nephews went off the road trying to pull her out with a pickup. Brother Jon got them both out with a tractor but yeah, I think I’ll wait until morning to head down to Iowa.

Thanks to the Kindle the power could go out and I’d have a good day. Reading John Burdett’s The Godfather of Kathmandu and it’s enlightening, to say the least. One of the sequels to Bangkok 8, also a great read, this book finds Detective Sonchai Jitpleecheep promoted to “consigliere” and sent to Kathmandu to set up heroin shipments to Thailand. Jitpleecheep is speaking with a Tibetan monk who is missing several fingers.

“Did you lose your fingers when you crossed the mountains to Dharmasala?”

“No. I lost them in Chamdo.”

“I have no idea where that is.”

“Extreme east of Tibet. Where the Chinese started the invasion.”

I found myself nodding slowly while information I had absorbed in a vague way years ago began to filter through the memory cells. Somewhere the biocomputer was going through its elaborate calculations, which ended with a brief flash of inspiration on my part. “You were in the resistance?”

He inhaled deeply, then exhaled. “Thousands of us voluntarily disrobed so we could fight for our country. It didn’t seem such a stupid thing to do; after all, we had America on our side, in the form of the CIA.”

“Yes,” I said. “I read about it somewhere. You were betrayed.”

He shrugged. “You could put it like that. Or could simply call it a flaw in democracy. America voted for Nixon.”

I remembered now. The president with the meatloaf mind saw China as a useful counterbalance to the Soviet Union—and to hell with human rights, which, as a part-time burglar himself, he’d never had any time for anyway. As soon as he got into power he ordered the CIA to hold back on support for the Tibetan resistance.

Reading about these things from the perspectives of others is instructive, to say the least. There’s a reason why few Republicans claim Nixon, and embracing China is just one of them.

Enough typing, I’m kicking back and reading the rest of this book on my unexpected day off.

 

It’s pretty much official: the bid to make Biffy Clyro’s cover of John Cage’s 4’33″ has failed to hit #1 on the British pop charts.

Too bad, Cage’s most popular composition nailed the reality of Christmas perfectly.

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Christmassy:

Mr. Fish

Happy Holidays from TruthDig

The typewriter looks like a cool gift

A Charlie Brown Xmas

A Bill O’Reilly Christmas [Edroso]

A puzzle link from my aunt in Canada

Shopping cart Xmas tree

Homemade liqueur recipes (that you should have started a month ago…)

A funky Xmas video from buddy Don

Barnes & Noble’s hottest sellers

Kindlemania

Google

Not at all Christmassy:

The week-long prisoners strike in Georgia no one’s reporting on

Freedom of speech b.s. (bumper sticker) (unless you use a Sharpie)

WikiPharma

Driving while diabetic (Ohio rules)

Birds! (another way in which sub-zero Xmases are best)

Child porn is illegal? Who knew? (and yes, I left a comment)

I vote for Ann-Margret

Scientists own up the truth about obesity

Best music store in the world is online and free (and illegal as all hell)

Downright Scrooge-like:

Corporate holidays

Marlon Danner, S.O.B. (Shitty Old Boss)

Because nothing says Christmas like monopolistic merchandising

Bishop excommunicates hospital for saving mother’s life

Dismiss the jury and go old skool

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Fred Foy, R.I.P.

First time I’ve ever seen a picture of him, but I’d know that voice anywhere.

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Lindsey Graham, O.O.T.C.

(Out Of The Closet, whether he likes it or not)

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Hitting the road tomorrow before the new snow comes. Have a merry but don’t overdo because you’ll need to be happy next week.

Just got back from waiting around at Dunn Bros. to have coffee with a friend who didn’t show because, as her email indicated, she will be there NEXT Tuesday.

That’s the problem with my zen lifestyle: long-term planning just isn’t a part of it. Still, the Dunn’s on Lake by the river is a very nice place to sit and read (the Kindle) while listening to tunes (my iPod, not their canned ersatz holiday stuff).

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Burned the last of the Xmas DVDs last night. The nieces and nephews are getting mixed potpourris of video, audio and comics tailored to their specific annoyance levels. Highlights of their re-pirated holiday haul include:

Annie Lennox’s new Christmas album

the Family Guy Star Wars Trilogy (truly brilliant)

a scan of the Giant-Size Conan the Barbarian #2 from ’74

new Girl Talk, Hiiragi Fukuda and Idrissa Soumaoro

video of Johnny Cash at San Quentin prison

Kick-Ass

Life, Keith Richards’ autobiography (Johnny Depp audio v)

Live Regina Spector, newly released Jimi Hendrix Xmas tunes, Pink Martini’s Joy to the World

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

The Bahama Soul Club

And other stuff but that’s approx. $2 million in fines already (the movies really rack up the penalties fast).

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Driving wasn’t bad but I did lose a couple of minutes thanks to a cell phone driver who didn’t have an extra hand for her turn signal, freezing me out of my right turn with only 14 vehicles slowly crawling along behind her.

I no longer hate people who gab on their cell phones while approximating something resembling driving. No, not hate. Instead I have come to loathe them with a Luddite disgust that surpasses all understanding and guards my heart and mind against the mobility-enhanced heirs of Alexander Graham Bell.

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Holi-crescence:

SC seccessionist ball

Wolcott on Christmas without guilt

The War on Cthulhumas (TBogg)

Council of Conservative Citizens to boycott Thor because Marvel’s Asgard isn’t white enough for them (back in Asgard’s day Scandihoovians were awesome because intellectual runts like the CCCers were cast adrift on ice floes)

Everytime I see a climate map of the U.S. I worry that warm weather leads to political retardation (that’s really cold of me, I know)

Taylor has a fun Letterman video of a 14-year-old Natalie Portman scoring points on Alec Baldwin

iFail

Won’t be b’cast until January, but Vick’s interviewing Ron Reagan Jr. on his new book on Ronnie Sr. (hopefully it will include the Depends years)

Restricting access to tests that could save your life [more]

Merry Taxmas!

Top 10 Pirated Movies of 2010 (I nabbed all of them but haven’t yet watched the two Iraq movies — on this list #2 is my #1, #5 was strictly #2, and the ones with Leonardo diCaprio were from plot suck hell)

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Steve Landesberg, R.I.P.

Dietrich was a great character but I saw very little of Landesberg after that as he stuck mostly with TV and I didn’t.

And a late video from Capt. Beefheart via PZ which, frankly, surprised me just a little. For a science guy, PZ hangs out with a strange crowd.

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Posting may be spotty the rest of the week as my new 2TB hard drive just arrived and I have a gajillion bytes of data to transfer to it. Hopefully I’ll get it filled before another firewire drive succumbs to old age.

 

I’ve been asked to submit a post for inclusion with a bunch of other posts to honor the late “Jon Swift.” I pulled 17 urls of posts I did this last year that didn’t suck too much, then narrowed that pile down to these semifinalists:

  1. Guilty until proven innocent [March 4]
  2. Universally available, intensely graphic Katherine Kersten [May  3]
  3. The unbearable darkness of Kim Jong-il [June 11]
  4. The same old same old [June 13]
  5. To go oldly where no blogger has gone before [August 9]
  6. Something sticky this way comes [August 26]
  7. A really long post [Sept 22]
  8. Less as more [November 15]

Let me know in the comments if you think any of these are worth submitting. I have to confess that I am most fond of The unbearable darkness of Kim Jong-il, but it’s not very representative of my usual posts. Likewise I liked The same old same old enormously, but that’s because I spend a lot of time searching through digital copies of Pogo to find that image of Cranford Crawfish.

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