Is Bradley Dean the biggest fucking villain known to mankind?

Answer: No, not even close.

In fact, when I’m not actually writing about Bradlee Dean, or reading about him, I never think about him at all. Why would I? He’s a worthless, bigoted, homophobic piece of shit, and the only reason he’s suing Andy Birkey and Rachel Maddow is because they exposed him for what he is: sediment on the underside of a barnacle growing on a chancrous bed sore on the ass of a sick whale laying at the bottom of the ocean.

And yes, the whale has an STD. Several of them, as a matter of fact. And the whale is at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, i.e., the deepest part of the ocean. How deep? 99% of all whale shit at the bottom of our oceans resides thousands of feet above the bottom of the Mariana Trench. How did Bradlee Dean get to the bottom of the Mariana Trench? He heard there were horny goats down there, already tied up and waiting.

I’ll stop there, but this will be continued each and every time Bradlee Dean talks about his bogus lawsuit. Fair warning: three strikes and I start linking to goatses.

 

2 comments
  1. ChicagoRob said:

    For those playing the home version of “Earth: The Population Game,” think about this before you reproduce again:

    http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/189522/20110729/population-growth-billion-developing-2050.htm

    I don’t care if the people under discussion are rich, poor, smart, dumb, white, brown, Christian or -un, male or female … the Earth is a closed loop. At a certain point all of us can’t fit onto the planet while gunning for that good old Madison Avenue fever dream of consumption.

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